![]() ![]() WE'VE MOVED! Click here: http://www.hartwilliams.com/blog/blogger.html Saturday, April 23, 2005ANN COULTER'S ASS-CENDANCE, or, being an asshole means never having to say you're sorry This week, TIME Magazine decided to feature mendacious Right-Wing liar, prevaricator and smear-meistress Ann Coulter as their cover story. And how did Coulter, whose stock-in-trade is responding to all arguments with distortions and the gratuituous insult, respond to this cultural canonization? She was ANGRY that a wide-angle lens was used, making her FEET look gigantic. She was snotty that TIME Magazine OBVIOUSLY was making her like a fool (and NOT that TIME wasn't gilding the limburgher (sic) -- which the brown-nosing article surely was -- pretending that Coulter's lies were truth, and that her ordure -- or "reasoning" if you would be that bold -- actually smelled like spring lilacs). I can understand how such a PLAIN girl as Coulter would be necessarily touchy about anyone making her potentially look even LESS attractive than she actually is. [*She has garnered enough press in the Right Wing to convince herself that she's a "babe." Sadly, any quick peek at a billboard, or the SPORTS ILLUSTRATED Swimsuit Edition will put this proposition in the mendacious light it deserves. Coulter, while not immediately suggestive of a Ken-L-Ration diet, is remarkably plain. Take it from a former men's magazine editor: that's my professional judgment. Would we have accepted nude photos of Ann? Don't make me laugh. And we were pretty -- small 'c' -- catholic in our standards for acceptable naked chicks, most times. Woof.] I guess there's no pleasing some hate-meisters. On her website, as of a couple days ago, she'd posted photos of TIME's photo editor, and a cover featuring Hillary Clinton, both distorted using a fisheye lens -- probably in PhotoShop. When the representative of the photographs' copyright holder wrote to note that Coulter (an attorney) has violated their copyright ... well, let's just quote what she said, in her own, inimitable style ... Let me see if I get this right: because she doesn't like the TIME cover, she insults the photographer? Suggests his work is worthless and distorts the faces of two other women (one of whom has NOTHING whatsoever to do with Ann's little tiff)? Oh yeah, and the ATTORNEY Coulter pisses on copyright laws, and is fundamentally non-responsive to a legitimate request to NOT distort the photographer's work. I look forward to the legal settlement. After all, Coulter's a trust fund baby from Connecticut and probably doesn't expect that the law actually applies to her -- obviously a lawyer. A typical contemporary conservative, now that I think of it. Here's the cover they SHOULD have run [CLICK HERE] By their snits shall ye know them -- to paraphrase. Meantime, here was what was happening today in 1865, 140 years ago: Sunday, April 23. Wednesday, April 20, 2005
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