![]() ![]() WE'VE MOVED! Click here: http://www.hartwilliams.com/blog/blogger.html Friday, January 21, 2005
I GET MAIL
A friend of mine "d" wrote me today regarding a letter I'd forwarded him pointing out that Bush is guilty of two of the four counts of war crimes that we hanged a bunch of people over at the Nuremberg Trials: "Count one: conspiracy to wage aggressive war, and count two: waging aggressive war, or 'crimes against peace.' "
I replied thusly: Dear d: It's true whether we admit it or not. We might as well admit it. Thursday, January 20, 2005
Remember the Alamo, Maine or Whatever
By a strange quirk of fate, because my birthday (like Senator Kerry's) falls on December 11th, I have in my possession a United States flag that was flown over the U.S. Capitol Building on December 11, 2000 -- the last day of democracy in America. On December 12, 2000, the Supreme Court selected the loser of the 2000 Presidential election as the winner, and the United States of America -- and the world -- have gone severely to hell in a handbasket ever since. I will not fly my flag until democracy is restored to the United States again -- a prospect that now seems at least four years distant. Whether or not democracy is ever restored (and remember, historically, republics/democracies only tend to have about a 200-year run and we're on year 229), no one can ever say that I didn't do everything in my power to prevent this outcome: Oregon went for the Democrat in both elections, alas, to no avail. Ora pro nobis. Looks like we didn't keep it. Wednesday, January 19, 2005
NOTES ON THE CORONATION
From my friend Bill: He he... Have you read Bush's interview with the Washington Post Sunday? http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn/A12570-2005Jan15?language=printer **** ME: The question was 'have I read Bush's interview?' I hadn't. Now I have. I only have one short response. The Post: What is that short response? I'm sorry. No editorializing in the questions. Heh heh. The Post: What is ... I said no editorializing in the questions. Heh heh. The Post: Yes, we .... I was making a funny joke. I want to privatize all jokes. I want American to draw the best comedians in the world so that we we can have an "ownership humor" society. America needs to maintain its position as the number one joke nation in the world. The Post: You were going to respond? That's why I want asbestos reform. The Post: That's your short response to Bush's interview? No. I mean that asbestos reform will attract the best comedians from all over the world to come to America to make jokes. The Post: What was your response? I'm sorry. Could you repeat the question? The Post: What was your response to the Bush interview? Oh. That's easy. My response is: OH DEAR GOD. The Post: That's it? Thanks. Gotta go. The flyer of this aeroplane says that I'm supposed to belt myself in now. I'd love to stay and talk, but I might start making sense. The Post: Thank you Mr. Williams. Go find someone else's ass to lick. OK, fellows? Heh heh. The Post: Yes sir. Thank you sir. We will sir. I'm gonna nickname you two the "asslickers." See you in the funny papers, asslickers! Heh heh. (to himself) Asslickers! Heh heh. EXEUNT Monday, January 17, 2005
Synchronicity
Was on deadline for my piece in AVA OREGON! all day. Had two articles to get finished: one investigative, and one a compilation of news you probably won't see otherwise. Got the last piece in (the mailstamp sez) at 4:59:24, or 36 seconds ahead of deadline. Plenty of time. Meantime, a friend stopped by to loan me his DVD of "Hunting the President" which is REALLY weird, since my piece concerned (in part) Richard Mellon Scaife, who bankrolled an awful lot of that hunt. Piece clocked in at exactly 2,222 words. Whatever the hell THAT means. Synchronicity -- which is, of course, a fancy term for 'coincidence' for them whats spells reel good and wants to be impressin' you and all. And I received an email from local tycoon John Musemici, but I can't reveal what it said or what I said, because he included the following warning after his sig: CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION This e-mail message and any attachments are intended only for the use of the addressee named above and may contain information that is privileged and confidential. If you are not the intended recipient, any dissemination, distribution, or copying is strictly prohibited. If you have received this e-mail in error, please immediately notify the sender by replying to this e-mail message or by telephone, deletethis e-mail from your What's really scary about it (other than its utter unenforceability, of course) is that it's about a zillion times longer than the actual message. I prefer my sig. It's long, but at least it's funny in a gallows humor sort of way:
A more elegant statement, don't you think? And it's ACCURATE. (The quote, not the purported statement of 'fact' of course). Let's face it, kiddies, them lawyers is just out of control. Oh, the communication was laconic (to say the least) terse and zenlike. It's better that I don't reveal it to you here. You'd just be disappointed. On the other hand, the mystery is just soooooo much more interesting.
Sunday, January 16, 2005
An Open Letter to Bob Keefer
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(of the Eugene REGISTER-GUARD) Dear Bob: NOTE TO BLOG: I've met Bob Keefer. He seems a decent fellow. We both wrote for Southern California newspapers during the same era. I'd like to think that we're BOTH professionals. In contradistinction to "Rob Zako" I guess. I have a funny feeling that Zako's professional writing resume could easily fit on a JuicyFruit gum wrapper -- the stick, not the whole pack. I have no idea what agenda of imbecility Zako's putting forward, but if he wants to "parody" an R-G writer, it's perfectly appropriate for him to use a fake name that's close. But to use the actual byline of another writer ... well them's fighting words, kiddies. I can't help but put myself in Keefer's place, and I know that if some tyro pulled that crap on me, I'd be discussing it with him in a dark alley. I wouldn't be doing much talking, either. Good lord. |
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