With war drums beating ever louder, we show support for our countrymen and countrywomen by wearing the

Duct Tape Ribbon of Hope.

The New MacGyver Department of the Office of Homeland Security has been formed to teach you the potential terrorist fighting uses of duct tape, and how to thwart chemical and biological weapons using duct tape and plastic wrap.

If there is to be a war, right or wrong, I hope that we are on the winning side.