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MOYST's hero, "Marcus Stubbs" is based on a character called "Mr. Stubbs." Here is the SECRET STORY OF THE ORIGIN OF THE ORIGINAL MR. STUBBS ... The "original" Mr. Stubbs was a creation of shared whimsy, if you will. Bill Margold PLACED Mr. Stubbs in movies. Mark Weiss wrote Mr. Stubbs INTO movies, and had given Bill the original bear. I got myself tangled in the mythology somehow and put Stubbs into men's magazines. The story below about his discovery is true. Some of the rest is "stretched." Mark Weiss was a very talented screenwriter ... and chef. He was also a diabetic, who passed away in 1992 of liver failure following a long set of kidney problems. Or the other way 'round. It doesn't matter. The world lost a very funny and extremely talented writer. I miss him. We wrote this on a legal pad at the dining room table one night when we were roommates at St. Andrews Place in Hollywood in the mid-1980s. When this 'interview' came out, the editor of ADAM FILM WORLD demanded that he be allowed to republish it in the magazine, although at the last minute, they ran out of room or some other art department calamity (I have never entirely understood the WHY of it), and the 'writer' was credited under the pseudonym "Hart Weise" -- misspelling Mark's last name. Mr. Stubbs has continued to appear in XXX-rated videos, films and projects. You'd have to ask Margold which ones, though. A little extra movie trivia: Mark Weiss used to write for the HOLLYWOOD PRESS under the pseudonym "Packy Bay Green" -- I'm sure you can figure out the reference for yourselves. In MOYST, Mr. Marcus Stubbs lives at 1230 Packy Bay Street, in Chicago.
The final trivia? Mark Weiss wrote "Caught From Behind II" the film that was busted, resulting in the legal case "People v. Freeman" which went to the California Supreme Court and resulted in the "legalization" of porn in California in 1988. I wrote "Caught from Behind III" in 1986, when Hal was on the front pages, and Bill Margold wrote the original "Caught From Behind" establishing the character of Dr. Peter Proctor, the Anal Analyst. This is not Shakespeare stuff, but it is amusing in a pop culture, fannish sort of trivial pursuit kind of manner.
FIAWOL, to cop a term from sci-fi, or, in deference of H. Ellison, speculative fiction.
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Originally Appeared in HOT TIMES; V 1 # 2, January 1985, Las Vegas CES issue -- also appeared in ADAM FILM WORLD, 7/85 Issue |
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Mr. Stubbs ... The Thinking Man's
Teddy Bear
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We met Mr. Stubbs at Musso & Frank's on
Hollywood Boulevard, where we sat at the bar, and chatted about his
career. As perhaps the best-known teddy bear in XXX movies, Stubbs is
outspoken in his opinions. He has appeared in at least 7 features and
videos, and is fast becoming a fixture on the XXX circuit. Credits
include: Sheer
Delights, Hot Buns, Bent Over The Rent, Twilight Moan, Passionate Lee,
Space Virgins, and Fantasy Factory. HOT
TIMES: Mr. Stubbs, you've worked with some of the
biggest names in the business. Who was your favorite actress? .. MR.
STUBBS: Sherie St. Claire. HT: Any special reason? S: I tell you, I've been
hugged a lot of times, but Sherie's the best hugger I've ever come
across. HT: Wasn't that in your
spanking film? S: Yes. Some folks
thought that it was a little sick. They told me: "Don't do it,
Stubbo." But you gotta try everything once. You got a cigarette?
No, don't give it to me. I'm trying to quit. Go on. HT: You have some history
of doing kinky films. Didn't you appear in an anal film? S: HOT BUNS is what
you're talking about. It was supposed to be. HT: Supposed to be? S: Well, there were a lot
of problems on the set. Lee Carroll decided in the middle of shooting
that she didn't want to do anal. Bobby Bullock's dick decided that
it didn't want to do anal. There were just too many tight assholes on
the set. I mean, they knew it was anal going in. HT: Isn't there a history
of bad feelings between you and Lee Carroll? S: I don't want to talk
about it. HT: We'll move one. S: Thank you. HT: Now that you're the
best known teddy bear in hard core, isn't it difficult for your family? S: I have no memory of my
family. I was found at a yard sale in Chicago wearing a Rams t-shirt.
Everything before that is a blank. All I know is that I was brought from
Chicago to Los Angeles and lived in the back of Bill Margold's van for a
month until one day in August of 1983 I was given a part in a movie
called "Sheer Delight". HT: You were wearing a
Rams t-shirt? S: That's what I was
told. They took it off and burned it. That's when I came out of whatever
blackout state I was in. HT: Tell us about your
latest film. S: SPACE VIRGINS.
Wonderful story. Kim Carson was a joy to be hugged by. HT: What was Sharon
Mitchell like to work with? S: Mitch? Great. Great
arms. Real energetic hugger. Not a bad actress, let me tell you. And
boy, can she hug. HT: Didn't you do Bent
Over The Rent after SPACE VIRGINS? S: Oh, right. I was
thinking hard-core. Bent Over The Rent is more fetish type
stuff. HT: Do you ever run into
women with Teddy Bear fetishes? S: God yes. It's scary,
too. I've had dozens of hug-crazy broads grabbing for any part of my
body they could. HT: Fans? S: Were they my fans? Of
course. I don't understand it, but broads have this thing for stuffed,
inanimate pseudo-animals. (At this point, Stubbs
borrows a Lucky Strike, and lights it). HT: I thought you were
trying to quit? S: A bear's gotta do what a bear' gotta do. Let me buy you another drink, padre. HT: Thanks. S:
Think nothing of it. HT: You're close to the top of the business now. What's next for Mr. Stubbs? S: Well, the only furry
animal that's worked more than me in the past year is Ron Jeremy. Just
kidding. Seriously, I'm thinking of do ing my own line of films for my
company, Bearly Decent Productions. Not video, though. I hate video. HT: You have a lot of
problems dancing around Hollywood egos? S: Are you kidding? They
don't call me the "Bojangles" of porn for nothing. But
seriously, the ones' with the biggest egos are usually the ones with the
smallest brains. We call it "Little Hollywood." HT: Do you feel you're
typecast? S: No. Not at all. I have
a lot of range. I can do a lot of things with this face. HT: Wasn't there some kind
of accident with your nose? S: You won't lay off Lee
Carroll, will you? All right. Yes, it's true that she smashed my nose
with her cunt. It was awful. She kept screaming'
'Suck my cunt, Stubbo!" She was like a crazed animal. I still have
nightmares about it. HT: Why was it so
terrible? S: Look. I'm a bear.
Bears have very sen sitive noses. Have you every smelled a dead mackerel
close up? HT: No, we haven't. S: You're lucky. Barkeep.
A double. You want another? HT: We're still working on
the last one. But thanks. We'd like to run some names by you, and you
give us your thoughts on them. Gina Valentino. S: I love Roz. That's her
real name, Roz. She's cute. Delicate hugger. Arms are a little short,
but she has nice breasts so it's okay. HT: Rose Marie. S: Did she hug me? I
don't remember. I saw her on the set. Nice arms. HT: Bill Margold. S: Depraved sex fiend.
No, just kidding. He gave me a shot. I owe it all to Bill. If only he
weren't soooo sleazy. HT: Karen Summers. S: Hairy arms. I like
hairy arms. Saw her ass once. If I were into asses, I'd think hers was
great. HT: Kim Carson. S: I'm secretly in love
with Kim. She's the best actress I've ever worked with. And one hell of
a hugger. If I could live on any bed in the world, I'd like to live on
hers. I want to be Kim's teddy bear. HT: Amber Lynn. S: Don't remember her too
much. She didn't pay too much attention to me. HT: Bunny Bleu. S: I thought she was a
teddy bear, honest. She's so cute and huggable. I think she should learn
to spell her name right. This is America, not France. HT: Gina Carrera. S: Slept with me in the
back of the van on the way home after shooting SPACE VIRGINS.
Good hugger, very warm. Nice soft breasts. Lots of cushion. HT: What about the other
teddy bears in the business? S: Don't know most of
them. Usually, one shot and they're gone. They don't build up any great
body of work. I did work with my friends. Frodo and Huzzah Bear in Adele
Robbins' Fantasy Factory. Frodo came with me from Chicago. He's my best
friend. Tigr to my Sharon Mitchell, you might say. Frodo & Huzzah
didn't like doing core. Naked bodies frighten them. They retired. I
guess it takes a special kind of bear to last in hard core. HT: Do you have any
heroes? S: Just one. John Wayne:
The Duke. He was the best. Sorry, but can I bum another cigarette? I
usually smoke Luckys anyway. Thanks. HT: How would you like to
be remembered? S: I don't know. That's a
hard one. I wanna be remembered as a pioneer. The bear that opened up
hard core to other plush animals. (He pauses, finishing his double
bourbon) I'd like to be remembered as the thinking man's teddy bear. HT: Thank you Mr. Stubbs. S: S'okay. fin |
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last updated 09 Nov 2004