his vorpal sword

<body bgcolor="#000000" background="hartex.gif" text="#00FFFF" link="#00FFFF" vlink="#FFFFFF" bgproperties="fixed"> <p align="center"> </p> <p align="center"><img src="Chrome.gif" alt="Oh frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!" width="578" height="104"></p> <p align="center"> </p> <p align="center"><font color="#00FFFF"><big><big><strong>This page uses frames, but your browser doesn't support them.</strong></big></big></font></p> <p align="center"><big><big><strong><font color="#00FFFF">I'd love to help you out, but, having waited a couple of years, there is nothing <br> </font><font color="#00FF00">EXOTIC</font><font color="#00FFFF"> about frames. </font></strong></big></big></p> <p align="center"><big><big><strong><font color="#00FFFF">Still, if you'll type "no1.html" you can still experience most of this site<br> using your </font><font color="#00FF00">stone-floppy-disk, mastodon-powered</font><font color="#00FFFF"> browser.</font></strong></big></big></p> <p align="center"><big><big><strong><font color="#FF0000">@</font><font color="#00FF00">~>~~>~~ </font><font color="#FF0000">@</font><font color="#00FF00">~>~~>~~ </font><font color="#FF0000">@</font><font color="#00FF00">~>~~>~~ </font></strong></big></big></p> <p align="center"><font color="#FF0000"><big><big><big><big><strong>woof!</strong></big></big></big></big></font></p> </body>