Oregon
House District 8 - For Sale
CHEAP! CHEAP!! CHEAP!!!
DESCRIPTION:
Oregon's
House District 8 includes the UNIVERSITY OF OREGON and
some of the most heavily Democratic precincts in the
state. But since in-district contributions represent
less than 25% of the total in the race, this seat can be
easily bought by any corporation or organization with
deep pockets on a budget!
Local media ISN'T interested in
looking very deeply!
Voters are apathetic
Most races are unopposed!
Not
a lot of pay, but Ready For Exploiting
Intere$ted partie$ $o far include*:
Tribes
of the Grand Ronde $1000
Carpenters
Union Over $20,000
SEIU
Over $5000
Jeff
Merkley Campaign Committee $500
*
source Holvey C&Es filed with the Oregon Secretary
of State 4/12 & 5/6 2004
"Focus On
Your Goals... Just Don't Get Caught Focusing."
All Legislators are BRAND NEW
and in MINT
CONDITION.
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up to 9 10 or more and shipping is
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