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The continuation of Skiing Uphill and Boregasm, Zug is 'the little blog that could.'

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Name: Ed Waldo
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I am a fictional construct originally conceived as a pen name for articles in the Los Angeles FREE PRESS at the 2000 Democratic Convention. The plume relating to the nom in question rests in the left hand of Hart Williams, about whom, the less said, the better. Officially "SMEARED" by the Howie Rich Gang . GIT'CHER ZUG SWAG HERE!

Thursday, March 15, 2007

While You Were Sleeping

Gee. I guess there must be a scandal.

The Pentagon released a "transcript" from an anonymous secret military tribunal in Guantanimo.

The claim is that they have a "confession" for 9/11. Oh, and "dozens and dozens of plots"!

Gosh that's convenient, given the scandals plaguing the "virtue" administration.

Gosh that's convenient.

And it sure it a remarkable coincidence that it's suddenly declassified at this convenient time.

Nine-eleven!
Nine-eleven!
Nine-eleven!

Where have I heard that before? Hmmm.

Golly. What's that over there?

(Look, I know that YOU'RE not an idiot. But have fun today watching the PRESS idiots chasing after the Frisbee like the good lapdogs they are.

Nine-eleven!

Fetch, boy!

Now, where'd those pesky scandals go? (This story got bumped from the Google News Page by the 9-11 "news," so don't doubt that it isn't working. At least for one news cycle.)

Courage.

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