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The continuation of Skiing Uphill and Boregasm, Zug is 'the little blog that could.'

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Name: Ed Waldo
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I am a fictional construct originally conceived as a pen name for articles in the Los Angeles FREE PRESS at the 2000 Democratic Convention. The plume relating to the nom in question rests in the left hand of Hart Williams, about whom, the less said, the better. Officially "SMEARED" by the Howie Rich Gang . GIT'CHER ZUG SWAG HERE!

Friday, February 9, 2007

Anna Nicole Smith Dead

Sometimes, a blog captures not merely the essence of an event of the recent past, but also an event of the recent future. This is considered either serendipitous or synchronistic; fortunate or potentially diabolically-inspired.

All of which is to say that Tuesday's "Justice In A Time Of Madness" pretty much said whatever needs to be said about the tabloid death of the gold-digger PMOY (Playmate of the Year, rendered in "hip" insider PLAYBOY-speak). The feeding frenzy of the crapmeisters of cable has risen to Lacey Petersonesque heights -- with no end in sight.

And, speaking of brain-dead boobs ...

Alas, if the bar for determining whether or not Ms. Smith was dead was a complete absence of brainwave activity, how the heck could anyone tell?

Courage.

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